against beard

Several reasons why employees are not allowed to grow beard:

- Office is for work. It is not a venue for declaration of character traits, political choices etc.

- Beard is perceived to be a distraction.

- Beard is perceived to signal dirtiness.

- "Groomed-Beard-is-OK-School-of-Thought": Tidiness is what is important. Shaving every morning signals your client that you care about him( and your looks before him). Maintaining a groomed beard is a similar ritual.

- "No Beard" is a convention and conventions self-propagate themselves: “We need to blend in and act like the others in our sector.” (Note that in some sectors growing beard is tolerated.)

- "Only-Bosses-can-Wear-a-Beard-School-of-Thought": This is similar to what happens in military. Lower ranking officers are de-personalized and turned into similar looking peons whose sole function is to execute orders handed onto them by their superiors. Superiors are freer to do what they want to do.

mahalle berberi

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